sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

(Source: togifs)

sup-kimmy:

myfandomwilleatyours:

ITS TRANSPARENT YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BLOG.

Everyone needs a transparent pokeball on your blog, you just have to.

(Source: galaxyaurora)

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

hobolunchbox:

When Batman used to do his own stunts.

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

(Source: oathkeeping)

omvr:

bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation

kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

guccier:

why do homework when you can not do homework

newthoodrich:

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness